I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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