You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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