this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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