alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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