he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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