We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
How's work?
Spinning.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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