woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
