Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
