Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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