Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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