This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
