he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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