PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It's shark week go big or go home
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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