I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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