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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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