Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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