with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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