he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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