Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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