youre lurking in front of me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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