you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i used baking grease as lip gloss
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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