so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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