I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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