I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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