I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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