hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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