Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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