i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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