Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i've created a new STD.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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