He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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