the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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