I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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