erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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