garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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