his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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