we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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