Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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