turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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