More tranny stories later!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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