How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
