You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Randomize
