I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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