did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
How external is "for external use only"?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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