I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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