She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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