a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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