so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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