I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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