Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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