The maid of honor just puked.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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