Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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