what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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