Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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