Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The adults are the big ones right?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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